Procrastinationism

I have a disease. It's eating up my life. It's making me sick!!! It's called procrastinationism. The symptoms frequently occur when there are impending major exams and occasionally during the nights before I jump onto an airplane.

A typical procrastinationism attack :

1. Wake up at 9am
2. Get out of bed at 11am
3. Have brekky and read papers(mustn't be ignorant of the things around you just because of exams!) at 12am
4. Bum around for whole the entire day doing non-productive things like read novels, read blogs, play with pets. The feeling of igronant bliss soaks me until 7pm
5. Maybe around 7:02 pm : Adrenaline rushes! Red Alert! Self realisation that the day has been wasted and I only have 12 hours before the exams! No time to mandi! No time to eat! Must study study study!
6. 8:05pm : Gets tachycardia(increased heart rate), starting to pull out hair, dranduff attacks
7. 9:57pm : Gulps down concentrated Ali Cafe!
8. 11:48pm : Looks up at the clock, thinks to self, "hmm...12 already...Maybe I chould take a nap to recharge at 2. Can't remember anything on a flat battery anyway. Let's leave all the lights on and sleep in an odd position so I don't get too comfy."
9. 2.00am : Zzzz...
10. 3.29am : Zzzz...
11. 4.06am : Stirs and takes a look at the clock. (Aiyah, 4am only. Still got 3 hours before I need to leave the house. Discount it to 2 hours lah.)
12. 5.18am : Stirs again. (Huh? 5 already ah? Oh. Ok. Give me 5 more minutes)
13. 5.37am : Stirs yet again. Swears at the mobile phone snooze alarm. Shuddap lah!
14. 5.42am: Wakes up with a start. PANIC!!!! *toot*toot*toot*
15. 5.43am: Splashing my face with cold water, then continues to chain my ass to the chair. Proceeds in vain to cram cram cram into my puny brain.
16. 7.20am : Dashes out of the house with a banana in one hand and notes in the other.
17. 7.45am : Trying to memorise the final details in the college parking lot, but fails miserably.
18. 8.00am : Exam begins! Prays to God for a miracle...
19. 12.00pm : Exams are over and vows to self never to do that again.
20. 12.01pm : A another attack of Procrastinationism starts creeping in...

20 stages of procrastinating for a girl approcahing 20 in 4 days.

*a wave of psychic power overcomes me* I look into the future and I see...

A week later : Results come out and I am banging my head against the wall.

See...It's serious. How now brown cow? 0.o