A typical procrastinationism attack :
- Wake up at 9am
- Get out of bed at 11am
- Have brekky and read papers(mustn't be ignorant of the things around you just because of exams!) at 12am
- Bum around for whole the entire day doing non-productive things like read novels, read blogs, play with pets. The feeling of igronant bliss soaks me until 7pm
- Maybe around 7:02 pm : Adrenaline rushes! Red Alert! Self realisation that the day has been wasted and I only have 12 hours before the exams! No time to mandi! No time to eat! Must study study study!
- 8:05pm : Gets tachycardia(increased heart rate), starting to pull out hair, dranduff attacks
- 9:57pm : Gulps down concentrated Ali Cafe!
- 11:48pm : Looks up at the clock, thinks to self, "hmm...12 already...Maybe I chould take a nap to recharge at 2. Can't remember anything on a flat battery anyway. Let's leave all the lights on and sleep in an odd position so I don't get too comfy."
- 2.00am : Zzzz...
- 3.29am : Zzzz...
- 4.06am : Stirs and takes a look at the clock. (Aiyah, 4am only. Still got 3 hours before I need to leave the house. Discount it to 2 hours lah.)
- 5.18am : Stirs again. (Huh? 5 already ah? Oh. Ok. Give me 5 more minutes)
- 5.37am : Stirs yet again. Swears at the mobile phone snooze alarm. Shuddap lah!
- 5.42am: Wakes up with a start. PANIC!!!! *toot*toot*toot*
- 5.43am: Splashing my face with cold water, then continues to chain my ass to the chair. Proceeds in vain to cram cram cram into my puny brain.
- 7.20am : Dashes out of the house with a banana in one hand and notes in the other.
- 7.45am : Trying to memorise the final details in the college parking lot, but fails miserably.
- 8.00am : Exam begins! Prays to God for a miracle...
- 12.00pm : Exams are over and vows to self never to do that again.
- 12.01pm : A another attack of Procrastinationism starts creeping in...
20 stages of procrastinating for a girl approcahing 20 in 4 days.
*a wave of psychic power overcomes me* I look into the future and I see...
A week later : Results come out and I am banging my head against the wall.
See...It's serious. How now brown cow? 0.o
